Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Hope for all you ugly guys

Ok, as someone formerly obsessed with Nomar, clearly I can find some imperfections sexy, but bald and toothless??!! EEEWWW

We only date ugly men

MEET the women who find rippling muscles and chiselled good looks a complete turn-off.

...But Selena walks on by. She only has eyes for one man. He’s waiting for her in a dark corner. He’s not one of the handsome guys in sharp suits. He’s not even ‘average’.

He’s bald and podgy, with a pock-marked face, and is easily the ugliest man in the room. She sidles into the chair next to him.

‘Hi, gorgeous,’ she purrs. The man’s gargoyle face breaks into a toothless smile.

...‘I can’t imagine anything more boring than classic handsome looks,’ she says. ‘I prefer no teeth, baldness and piercings to model looks. I like celebs such as Adrien Brody and Mackenzie Crook rather than Brad Pitt.

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