Dangers of Earth Hour

I was reading this article Cities Switch Off Lights for Earth Hour (I did not take part as I think man-made "climate change" - formerly known as global warming until they realized the earth is cooling - is a hoax) but thought this sentence was hilarious:

Ireland's more than 7,000 pubs elected not to take part - in part because of the risk that Saturday night revelers could end up smashing glasses, falling down stairs, or setting themselves on fire with candles.

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