Dear Annie: I am a 25-year-old mother of one and have been in a relationship with my fiance for seven years. His birthday is next month, and I would like to tattoo his name on my buttocks, but I'm just not sure if it's a stupid thing to do.
He is a great father and boyfriend, and I just want to show him how much he means to me. What do you think? -- DNPN
Dear DNPN: You couldn't just buy him a CD? If you think it will impress your fiance to have his name imprinted on your rear end, go right ahead. It's your body. But keep in mind that skin sags over time and not all relationships last forever.