Thursday, September 20, 2007

When onions attack





Des Moines police investigate attack by onion



A Des Moines man went to jail Wednesday afternoon for allegedly throwing an onion at his wife.

The police report begins: "(The victim) states her husband had been drinking and they got into an argument."

James Izzolena, 54, of 3515 Sheridan Ave., was charged with domestic assault causing injury. Police said he became upset with his wife, Nicole Izzolena, 27, and tossed an onion at her, striking her in the back of the head.

1 comment:

theobrommophile said...

Um... the wife is 27 and the guy is 54?

EEWWWWWWW. (Brain scrub.)

There is a lot more wrong there than just assault via garden vegetable.