Thursday, March 13, 2008

When you gotta go, you gotta go

I've been super-busy this week, but this was too good not to post.

Woman rescued after sitting on boyfriend's toilet for TWO YEARS

A woman had to be rescued by emergency services after being stuck on her boyfriend's toilet for two years.

The 35-year-old's skin had grown around the seat and her legs had wasted away.

Her boyfriend, 36, would bring her food and water and ask her whether she was ready to come out of the bathroom.

She would reply, "maybe tomorrow", according to police in Kansas, U.S.

He finally called in police and medics who found her on the toilet with her jogging bottoms pulled down to mid-thigh.

She was "somewhat disoriented" and her legs looked like they had wasted away, Sheriff Bryan Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was okay and did not want to leave," he said.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital.

"The hospital removed it."

1 comment:

John said...

You know, I saw this story the other day and the first thing that struck me was the sheriff's name - Whipple. as in, Mr. whipple, the toilet paper guy. The whole thing was pretty far-fetched in the first place. I smell a rat....