Thursday, January 03, 2008

Overheards that made me LOL

... Without the Ball-Gag.

Middle-aged man: I like these hats they're selling. Oh, look at the one on her head! That looks warm.
Forlorn wife: That's her real hair. She has dreadlocks.
Middle-aged man: Oh, my! You can't take me anywhere.

--Union Square

Overheard by: Dizzle
via Overheard in New York, Dec 20, 2007

That's the "Big Three" of Medication, All Right

Little grandson: Yo! He gonna go get some dicks!
Ghetto grandma: Where you learn to talk like? [To other passengers] I'm sorry. He needs his medication.
Little grandson: Dicks! Bitch! Coca-Cola!

--N train
via Overheard in New York, Dec 22, 2007

Where Conspiracy Bloggers Come From

Kid: Hey, where does the line start?
Mom: All the way over there.
Kid: Dear God. My glasses have fooled me yet again!
via Overheard Everywhere, Dec 27, 2007

Kohl's
Howell, New Jersey


Justifiably Indignant?

White male customer: I want a small black coffee.
East Indian female cashier: Do you want cream and sugar in that?
White male customer: No, I want it black.
East Indian female cashier: Black?
White male customer, pointing at picture of black man in ad on the wall: Yes, black! I want it to look like that guy!

--Dunkin' Donuts, 53rd & Lex

Overheard by: next in line


via Overheard in New York, Dec 29, 2007

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